Seriously, my face and neck are like burning. The rashes are hurting really badly now and I will subconsciously keep touching it. (That's a lot of verbs. Fine, only 3.) It's killing me and my already depleting self-esteem. Not lovebite or STD okay! Don't be gross people. Asked my coolio parents if it was chicken pox and they went like, "No la cannot be. You already had your jab." AHHHHHH. Oh great, hello ulcer, welcome to the family.

Man has no greater enemy than himself.
- Francesco Petrarch