

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
- "Sex and the City"
- "Sex and the City"
Read this hilarious book called "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories". I laughed my blow horns off while weeping because of the way the genius author, James F. Garner, rewrites the old time classics of Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, and other stories. It is madly hilarious and not the slapstick kind, where it's funny to see the reaction of one getting hit in the groin or anything of that sort. Just incredibly witty.
I have spoken.
Bye.